Dear Everybody… Hello and Ho Ho Ho from The North Pole!
I hope you are all having lots of winter-time larks (although, knowing the UK, you may well be in t-shirts and shorts! – At least, make sure it’s a Festive t-shirt, huh?). We, here, have been making sure that all your presents are ready. This time of year is for everybody so, whatever your faith or culture, it matters not a jot! Happy Holidays to all!
Just to be certain I have you correctly figured out (I know if you’ve been naughty or nice but you may well be more grown-up than the details I have for you might suggest… although I doubt all of you are…), would you please be a sport and give me a few reminders about yourself below?
OH AND GIVE AS MUCH INFORMATION AS YOU CAN – THE MORE YOU GIVE, THE BETTER CHANCE YOUR PRESENT WILL BE “WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED”!
So, you’ll be getting your present very soon.
Well, I can’t hang around here – I need to go pull up some carrots for Rudolph and all his friends, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Brian… NO, not Brian… BLITZEN!! I always get his name wrong!
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night”…
oh… and don’t tell everyone… but if you want to email me, it’s… santa@fatherchristmas.me.uk